And it has NOTHING TO DO with my life

L said I had to do this meme (HARD) So I stole it and now I'm doing it.
Read on for much pleasure...

Zoey's Character Obsession Meme!

First off--choose seven characters you obsess over! (Does it matter if they're outr own babies?)
1. James Littlon
2. Snap Valentine
3. Gamer
4. Nastria Evania
5. OMG JARED THE GOBLIN KING
6. Evan Roider (I dun care if he's not a book character, he IS a character!)
7. Scipio from the Thief Lord

1. I see for pretty cool characters up there! Which one did you obsess over first? How about your most recent?
Uh, prolly Nastria or Scip....and my most recent would be the loverly Evan :3

2. Which one do you think you spend the most time obsessing over? (i.e. drawing, writing fanfiction, playing games they're in, etc.)
Oh, hell, Snap. Second would be Evan. I spend about 80-85% of the day day-dreaming about that beautiful creature....er, man. But once I get to writing ThisOneDreamIHad it'll be James and Gamer, those lovely ducks.


3. Cool! Now, for something a little more personal... which one would you marry? Why?
Evan. Duh. Because....well, I dunno if I LOVE him persay, but he's freakin' amazing. So. BECAUSE I WANT TO, BITCH! Or...James. I luff dat man.

4. How sweet! Who would be better in bed?
Oh, James, duh. He's the one who brings home women every night despite him being steady with his girlfriend Mindy. Evan...I know he's had at least ONE girlfriend...I'd rather not wonder about that topic concerning him...

5. Who do you think would be more apt to hurt--or even murder you? The asshole!
Nastria, for sure. Dude, she's Empress of a whole PLANET. She's a beast. (Literally. She's half demon- and that demon bit happens to come from the most powerful demon (the Demon King) in Bliztseisblighte. Then one half of the remaining half is a compilation of Blitzsien's most powerful creatures souls'. Then that last bit is a concentrated strain of demon blood composite of a lesser strain of the Demon King's blood. She's crazy awesome.) After that, uh...Gamer if he thinks I'm Mr. Bubbles....

6. Now who would be better... in the kitchen?
Hmm. James. He can make brownies. Or Jared. Jared can magic things up. Scip can't do crep, now can he?

7. You just had a bad day. Which one would you like to see to make you feel better? Why?
I personally would have a party in mis pantelones if Evan said my name, let alone tried to comfort me...although that's a practically non-existent chance so Gamer. He's got good advice. Jared would try and rape/drug me and James...he'd be sorta okay. Snap would be like, 'Heh. Whatever. Suck it up.' and Nastria would kill me.

8. Who do you think would make the best, and worst, study partner?
Uh, Gamer would be the worst, next to Evan (I'd stare at him the entire time and look like a damn idiot) and the best would prolly be...Nastria. She's really intellegint, and her husband is like the smartest man ever, so he could help.

9. Oh snap! You're stranded on an island! Who do you take with you?
(LOL YOU MADE A JOKE!) Uh, not Snap...she'd need to kill me eventually. Not Nastria, she'd kill me anyways, not Scipio, worthless brat, not Evan, he'd be useless, not Gamer, not James...prolly Jared. He'd magic us out of there.

10. You're watching a horror movie, and something startles you! Who would be the first to grab your hand?
(EVAN iwish) Uh, prolly...James. He's scared easily.


11. Well, aliens decided to destroy the Earth. Who would have the best chance of saving the world?
Nastria. End of story. Considering she prolly knows the aliens and has dirt on them, she could blackmail them into not destroying Earth.

12. Awesome! Now, what would they wear to the beach?
James: A speedo. Without a doubt. And then he'd try to rape me.
Snap: Like she would ever go to the beach in the daytime. At night, prolly a bikini. With jean shorts. Stuffed with stakes and water guns and usful things of such natrue.
Gamer: Is there videogames? If so, normal Gamer wear.
Nastria: Oh, damn, tiny black bikini. Then some guy would gawk at her hotness and she or Airell (her husband) would slice him into tiny bits and she'd get splattered in blood. And then she'd proceed to drink the guy's blood. Yum.
Jared: TINY, SUPEH TIGHT SPEEDO DELICIOUS!!!
Evan: Uh...normal swim trunks...god...him in a speedo...
Scipio: Like Scip does things like that.

13. Two of them are suddenly dating! Who would be the most compatible, and why? Who would be the least compatible?
Uh, I think Snap and Gamer would be pretty cool. Gamer would be cool with her being a vamp, and he doesn't need sunlight anyways, so they would never encounter problems. He also doesn't need sleep.
Least complatible would be...Evan and anyone, really. Especially Nastria. Boy'd be dead. DED.

14. What are some things all of these characters have in common?
Uh, I love them? Other than that, nothing really.